I would spend far more than 80 days traveling around the world if I could.

Wow. I just got my head spinning, and it's still early.

My head is spinning because I just heard about the British Airways November Seat Sale, a chance to get the Upgraded British Airways experience at low prices and, more importantly, to travel somewhere cool, somewhere I've always wanted to go.

Everytime I hear about an airfare sale, I go check it out in case I have the money to take a quick romantic trip with Sweetie, and British Airways, especially, I go look at because they fly all over the world. So I went to their site and looked to see if I could go to London. I've always wanted to go to London, see Parliament and the Globe Theater and all those places Hugh Grant goes to in his movies.

I could go to London, I learned, and cheaply -- $229 each way per ticket -- but then I saw, just below that, that I could fly to Cairo for just $487 each way. Cairo, I thought: Pyramids, the Sphinx... pyramids (I don' t know much about Egypt). But just below that was Delhi, which I'm pretty sure is in India, and which I also want to see, and that was just $445 each way.

So Delhi, I thought: Maybe I could convince Sweetie to take a trip there, for romance. She's not big on flying, but with the way British Airways upgrades flying for everyone -- they offer over 200 On-Demand Entertainment Options, with complimentary food and cocktails on all flights, comfortable seats, flight socks & blankets, and destination guides to make the most of your trip -- I could probably convince her to go to Hong Kong, especially since British Airways is offering a package there, too, not just the flight but also 3 nights in a hotel for $1,131 per person.

Wait, did I say Hong Kong? I know I was thinking Delhi, but Hong Kong slipped out because of the deal they've got there, too. But, really, I should focus on how to convince Sweetie to take advantage of the Nairobi package British Airways has, just $1,297 for a round trip ticket from New York to Nairobi...

Focus. Focus. I've got to pick one. That Nairobi one is attractive, so that's the one. I'll just call Sweetie right now and tell her, "Sweetie, I've decided. We are booking a round-trip package on British Airways and going to Rome for the holidays. It's just $749 per person including hotel, so it's worth it..."

Focus.

Look, the important thing is that if you book by November 19, you can go anywhere, practically, with superlow rates for flights and including packages for hotels. So while I practice choosing just one of those destinations, why don't you go check themout for yourself?